Unfortunately, it's also graceless and predictable, with absolutely no surprises between the start of the family's off-road adventure and their inevitable rescue by park rangers. It's not that Endangered Species isn't made with good intentions, because its story of the classic ugly Americans learning important lessons about the eponymous endangered wildlife of East Africa is undoubtedly well-meaning. There's a lot of sanctimonious lecturing about how the oil industry is worse than poachers (delivered by O'Connell as a visiting westerner who may as well just wear a 'I <3 Stolen Rhino Horn' T-shirt), and a meandering plot about the family coming together through adversity – well, the ones that don't get slightly eaten. If there's a moral, it's that entitlement is a killer, which is only slightly what the filmmakers were aiming for. After all, what kind of 'rich white folks in trouble' plot would it be if this whole affair wasn't just background noise while they sort out their issues? At least it's a break from their constant bickering. Not that they really need additional threats because, after half an hour of being awful and rich, they break into a safari park in Kenya, get their van flipped by a rhino, and make spectacularly poor choices that seemingly ensure someone is ending up consumed, impaled, or crushed. All of them are liabilities in an emergency, as when they are harassed by a succession of poorly CGI-animated animals who barely interact with them. Rounding out the bourgeois snack pack are Ivy League dropout daughter Zoe (Bassett) and her hipster-hippie boyfriend Billy (Fisher) – think a slightly dumber, spoiled, and less introspective version of Hayley and Jeff from American Dad! – and gay football star son, Noah (Johnston). Of course they're on a safari, and of course something goes wrong and they end up being mauled and pursued by the local wildlife. Thus lies the fate of the Halsey family, under flailing oil exec Jack (Winchester) and his stay-at-home wife, Lauren (Romijn), who gave up on her narratively handy medical career, when they head to Kenya on an overpriced vacation.

It's a rare joy in a movie when the clearly disaster-bound characters are so obnoxious and dumb that, whatever their fate, their inevitable series of unfortunate incidents is completely self-inflicted.

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